
Nearly every office has one: the brown nosier. He or she will do just about anything to win favor with the boss. Here, Tony, Karen, and Nancy complain about their local brown nosier, Mitch.
Tony: I was just in a meeting with Mitch and Bill. Mitch said to Bill, "Bill, we're so lucky to have you as our boss. You're such a great leader!"
Karen: He's up to his old tricks. He was trying to earn brownie points with Bill.
Nancy: Mitch has the reputation of being a yes man and a brown noser. He's an expert at kissing up.
Tony: Then he said to Bill, "Other people here don't appreciate you like I do!" Talk about trying to butter up the boss!
Nancy: Yeah, and this time at our expense! He's just out for himself.
Karen: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world. Obviously he thinks this is the way to get ahead.
Tony: I guess it's one way to climb the corporate ladder. But I could never look at myself in the mirror after behaving that way.
Karen: I'm not good at kissing up either. No wonder I've been in the same lousy position for 10 years!
When You're Overheard...
Mitch: Hey guys. Don't you know it's rude to talk behind someone's back? I just overheard your entire conversation!
Tony: Sorry, Mitch. We didn't mean to offend you.
Mitch: Well, the walls have ears. Think twice before you insult me again!
Nancy: Chill out! We were tailing about a different Mitch, not you.
Tony: That's right. We were taking about Mitch Schneider, over in the accounting department.
Mitch: Likely story. I wasn't born yesterday!