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Talking about a Brown Noser

Nearly every office has one: the brown nosier. He or she will do just about anything to win favor with the boss. Here, Tony, Karen, and Nancy complain about their local brown nosier, Mitch.

Tony: I was just in a meeting with Mitch and Bill. Mitch said to Bill, "Bill, we're so lucky to have you as our boss. You're such a great leader!"

Karen: He's up to his old tricks. He was trying to earn brownie points with Bill.

Nancy: Mitch has the reputation of being a yes man and a brown noser. He's an expert at kissing up.

Tony: Then he said to Bill, "Other people here don't appreciate you like I do!" Talk about trying to butter up the boss!

Nancy: Yeah, and this time at our expense! He's just out for himself.

Karen: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world. Obviously he thinks this is the way to get ahead.

Tony: I guess it's one way to climb the corporate ladder. But I could never look at myself in the mirror after behaving that way.

Karen: I'm not good at kissing up either. No wonder I've been in the same lousy position for 10 years!

When You're Overheard...

Mitch: Hey guys. Don't you know it's rude to talk behind someone's back? I just overheard your entire conversation!

Tony: Sorry, Mitch. We didn't mean to offend you.

Mitch: Well, the walls have ears. Think twice before you insult me again!

Nancy: Chill out! We were tailing about a different Mitch, not you.

Tony: That's right. We were taking about Mitch Schneider, over in the accounting department.

Mitch: Likely story. I wasn't born yesterday!

Idioms
  • up to one's old tricks
    repeating the same behavior as before (usually annoying, dishonest, or sneaky behavior)
    EXAMPLE: Our boss is up to his old tricks. This is the third time we've gone out to lunch and he's forgotten his wallet back at the office.
  • brownie points
    credit for doing a good deed or for giving someone a compliment (usually a boss or teacher)
    EXAMPLE: Sara scored brownie points with her boss by volunteering to organize the company's holiday party.

    ORIGIN: The junior branch of the Girl Scouts is called the Brownies. Brownies earn credit to then earn a badge by doing good deeds and tasks. When applied to adults, the meaning is sarcastic.

  • yes man
    an employee who always agrees with the boss or does whatever the boss says
    EXAMPLE: Don't expect Larry to argue with the boss. He's a yes man.
  • brown noser
    somebody who's always trying to win favor with those in authority, like bosses or teachers
    EXAMPLE: Jim told Amanda she was the best boss he ever had? What a brown noser!
  • (to) kiss up to (someone)
    to try to win favor with someone by flattering them
    EXAMPLE: Don is always kissing up to the boss. He'll probably get promoted soon.
  • talk about
    that's an example of...
    EXAMPLE: Sharon told everybody that Carla was having an affair with her boss. Talk about spreading nasty rumors!
  • (to) butter up
    to say nice things to somebody, hoping that they'll do something nice for you in the future; to compliment too much
    EXAMPLE: Sam is trying to get promoted by buttering up his boss. His co-workers don't like his behavior.
  • at one's expense
    at a cost to
    EXAMPLE: If you blame the project failure on us, you'll look better, but at our expense.

    NOTE: There is also the related expression "at one's own expense," meaning to pay the cost oneself. Example: Fred wanted the job so badly, he was willing to fly to Atlanta for the interview at his own expense.

  • out for oneself
    selfish; just concerned with oneself and one's own success; not caring about what happens to other people
    EXAMPLE: I'm not surprised that Jessica took all the credit for the success of the ad campaign. She's just out for herself.
  • dog-eat-dog world
    a cruel and aggressive world in which people just look out for themselves
    EXAMPLE: Your company fired you shortly after you had a heart attack? Well, it's certainly a dog-eat-dog world!

    ORIGIN: This expression dates back to the 1500's. Wild dogs were observed fighting aggressively over a piece of food. The connection was made that people, like dogs, often compete aggressively to get what they want.

  • (to) get ahead
    to get promoted; to advance in one's career
    EXAMPLE: If you want to get ahead in investment banking, be prepared to work long hours!
  • (to) climb the corporate ladder
    advance in one's career; the process of getting promoted and making it to senior management
    EXAMPLE: You want to climb the corporate ladder? It helps to be productive and to look good in front of your boss.
  • (to) look at oneself in the mirror
    to face oneself
    EXAMPLE: After firing so many employees, I don't know how Beth can even look at herself in the mirror.
  • no wonder
    it's not surprising that
    EXAMPLE: No wonder Randy hasn't been promoted in 10 years. He just sits in his office surfing the Internet all day.
  • (to) talk behind someone's back
    to gossip about somebody; to say negative things about somebody who's not around
    EXAMPLE: Please don't talk behind my back. If you have something to say to me, say it to my face.
  • the walls have ears
    you never know when somebody might be listening to your "private" conversation
    EXAMPLE: Don't complain about the boss while we're in the office. Remember, the walls have ears!
  • (to) think twice
    to think more carefully before doing something in the future; to not repeat a mistake one has made
    EXAMPLE: Jane didn't even thank you for your Christmas gift? You should think twice before giving her a gift next year!
  • Chill out!
    Relax! Don't worry!
    EXAMPLE: Chill out! Your presentation to the CEO will go fine.
  • likely story
    that's not true; I find that hard to believe
    EXAMPLE: When Jim and Jenny were caught kissing each other m the conference room, they said it would never happen again. That's a likely story!
  • I wasn't born yesterday!
    I'm not stupid; I'm not naive
    EXAMPLE: I just got an e-mail from a company promising to send me $10 million next year if I send them $10,000 now. Too bad for them I wasn't born yesterday!
Practice The Idioms

Choose the most appropriate response to the following:

  1. We'd better be careful what we say in the office.
    • a) That's right. The walls have ears.
    • b) Likely story!
    • c) Right, I wasn't born yesterday.
  2. Josh, we're going to have to ask you to take a 40 percent pay cut. But next year, I promise we'll triple your salary.
    • a) Lower your voice. The walls have ears!
    • b) Don't get too excited. Chill out!
    • c) That's hard to believe. I wasn't born yesterday!
  3. Megan is constantly flattering her boss and offering to do favors for him.
    • a) Why doesn't she butter him up instead?
    • b) Think twice before accepting favors from her.
    • c) That's one way to climb the corporate ladder.
  4. I'm giving a presentation to our CEO in a half an hour. I'm so nervous!
    • a) Likely story.
    • b) Chill out!
    • c) You're such a yes man.
  5. I spent three hours helping Bob with his financial projections, and he didn't even say thank you.
    • a) You need to look at yourself in the mirror.
    • b) I'm sure you'll think twice before helping him again.
    • c) He's trying to climb the corporate ladder.
  6. Maria works at least 60 hours a week at the law firm and always volunteers for extra work. She's an excellent employee.
    • a) She'll definitely get ahead.
    • b) Let's not talk about her behind her back.
    • c) It's a dog-eat-dog world.
  7. Paul was arrested for stealing millions of dollars from his company.
    • a) I'm not surprised. He's a real yes man.
    • b) That's one way to climb the corporate ladder.
    • c) I don't know how he can look at himself in the mirror.
  8. You're the best boss I've ever had and definitely the smartest!
    • a) Are you just out for yourself?
    • b) Are you trying to butter me up?
    • c) Isn't it a dog-eat-dog world?
Answer Key
Practice The Idioms
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  2. c
  3. c
  4. b
  5. b
  6. a
  7. c
  8. b
Answer Key
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